Property has its duties as well as its rights.
Author: Thomas Brummond

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
Author: Nelson Mandela

There is nothing respecting which a man may be so long unconscious as of the extent and strength of his prejudices.
Author: Francis Jeffrey

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Author: Samuel Johnson

If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Author: Thomas Fuller

My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
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Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!
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A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil. "And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?" the professor asked. "I don't know," the student said. "Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know," said the professor. "That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"
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