There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Know the right moment.
Author: Pittacus

There is no joy in a life that is all information. There is no 'juice' to that kind of life. No sweetness, no color. Like trading a beautiful golden-ripe orange for a stalk of whithered broccoli.
Author: Tish Grier

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There is no new thing under the sun.
Author: Bible

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes