The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
Author: George Eliot

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Author: Don Marquis

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.
Author: Sally Kempton

There is no greater joy nor greater reward than to make a fundamental difference in someone's life.
Author: Sister Mary Rose McGeady

Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero in the Sky. Morris turned to a white-robed observer beside him and wispered, .... ...... "Is Nothing Sacred?"
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: 'Judas departed and went and hanged himself.' Examiner: Well, that's a surprise. Can you quote another? Student: 'Go thou and do likewise.'
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Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.
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Who designed Noah's ark? An ark-itect !
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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist." The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "
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