Best quotes to send by SMS
Anna Sewell I am never afraid of what I know.
Author: Anna Sewell

James Russell Lowell There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Pittacus Know the right moment.
Author: Pittacus

Tish Grier There is no joy in a life that is all information. There is no 'juice' to that kind of life. No sweetness, no color. Like trading a beautiful golden-ripe orange for a stalk of whithered broccoli.
Author: Tish Grier

George Bernard Shaw There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The best jokes to send by SMS
Restaurant jokes How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
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Restaurant jokes At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?
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Restaurant jokes Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
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Restaurant jokes At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!
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Restaurant jokes Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !
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