There is measure in all things.
Author: Horace

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.
Author: Pierre Beaumarchais

There is no discipline in the world so severe as the discipline of experience subjected to the tests of intelligent development and direction.
Author: John Dewey

I am never afraid of what I know.
Author: Anna Sewell

There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.
Author: James Russell Lowell

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home (piously, of course). That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks. Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounce d the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
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What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
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At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"
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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.
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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.
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