There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Author: Josh Billings

There is no silver bullet and frankly you probably dont need one. It is far more important to be able to find the right kind of gun, be able to load the gun and perhaps most importantly, be able to figure out where the werewolf is.
Author: Matthew Oliphant

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
Author: Oscar Wilde

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Author: Don Herold

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
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Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
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A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!
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