It's a great medium for trivia and hobbies, but not the place for reasoned, reflective judgment. Suprisingly often, discussions degenerate into acrimony, insults and flames.
Author: Clifford Stoll

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Author: Sam Brown

There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted.
Author: James Branch Cabell

There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.
Author: Virginia Kelley

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Author: W. C. Fields

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
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Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!
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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!
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Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!
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