The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Author: Don Marquis

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.
Author: Sally Kempton

There is no greater joy nor greater reward than to make a fundamental difference in someone's life.
Author: Sister Mary Rose McGeady

Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

There is no law of progress. Our future is in our own hands, to make or to mar. It will be an uphill fight to the end, and would we have it otherwise? Let no one suppose that evolution will ever exempt us from struggles. 'You forget,' said the Devil, with
Author: William Ralph Inge

Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Who designed Noah's ark? An ark-itect !
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist." The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, 'two-handed cheese'?' asked the waiter. "You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other."
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes