There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.
Author: Malcolm Forbes

There is no duty more obligatory than the repayment of kindness.
Author: Cicero

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
Author: Albert Camus

There is no harm in doubt and scepticism, for it is through these that new discoveries are made.
Author: Richard Feynman

I will be correspondent to command, And do my spiriting gently.
Author: William Shakespeare

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like. Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson, he brought the house down !
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes