There is no silver bullet and frankly you probably dont need one. It is far more important to be able to find the right kind of gun, be able to load the gun and perhaps most importantly, be able to figure out where the werewolf is.
Author: Matthew Oliphant

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
Author: Oscar Wilde

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Author: Don Herold

There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the foul deed which she plotted when she contrived her husband's murder.
Author: Homer

A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes