If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.
Author: Pierre Beaumarchais

There is no discipline in the world so severe as the discipline of experience subjected to the tests of intelligent development and direction.
Author: John Dewey

I am never afraid of what I know.
Author: Anna Sewell

There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Know the right moment.
Author: Pittacus

At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"
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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !
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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes