There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying the conduct of mankind, than that marriage, though the dictate of nature, and the institution of Providence, is yet very often the cause of misery, and that those who e
Author: Samuel Johnson

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Author: Mary Wilson Little

There is no right to strike against the public safety by anybody, anywhere, any time.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

There is no slavery but ignorance.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

It's a great medium for trivia and hobbies, but not the place for reasoned, reflective judgment. Suprisingly often, discussions degenerate into acrimony, insults and flames.
Author: Clifford Stoll

What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes