Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Author: Josh Billings

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.
Author: Malcolm Forbes

There is no duty more obligatory than the repayment of kindness.
Author: Cicero

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
Author: Albert Camus

There is no harm in doubt and scepticism, for it is through these that new discoveries are made.
Author: Richard Feynman

Is there a God? A billion Hindus can't be wrong.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. "Gladly," responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder turned at once to the "appreciation" column. There he read: "The minister extends his thanks to Elder Brown for his gift of fruit and for the spirit in which it was given."
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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like. Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson, he brought the house down !
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes