There is no duty more obligatory than the repayment of kindness.
Author: Cicero

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
Author: Albert Camus

There is no harm in doubt and scepticism, for it is through these that new discoveries are made.
Author: Richard Feynman

I will be correspondent to command, And do my spiriting gently.
Author: William Shakespeare

There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.
Author: Robertson Davies

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

"What's the matter with your dinner ?" "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes