I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.
Author: Sally Kempton

There is no greater joy nor greater reward than to make a fundamental difference in someone's life.
Author: Sister Mary Rose McGeady

Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

There is no law of progress. Our future is in our own hands, to make or to mar. It will be an uphill fight to the end, and would we have it otherwise? Let no one suppose that evolution will ever exempt us from struggles. 'You forget,' said the Devil, with
Author: William Ralph Inge

There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
Author: Denis Diderot

"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, 'two-handed cheese'?' asked the waiter. "You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other."
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. "I'll have a hamburger please." "Burger!" she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added. "Make that well done." Waitres turned away again. "Torture it!" she yelled.
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman says. The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks. "Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies.
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes