Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.
Author: Austin O'Malley

In the arena of human life the honours and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities.
Author: Aristotle

Those who face that which is actually before them, unburdened by the past, undistracted by the future, these are they who live, who make the best use of their lives; these are those who have found the secret of contentment.
Author: Alban Goodier

Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
Author: William Blake

Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
Author: Cyril Connolly

Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes