Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
Author: William Shakespeare

Politics is largely a matter of heart.
Author: R. A. Butler

Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.
Author: Ellen Glasgow

The painting has a life of its own. I try to let it come through.
Author: Jackson Pollock

Thy words, I grant are bigger, for I wear not, my dagger in my mouth.
Author: William Shakespeare

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't you call me on the telephone?" "You ain't got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!"
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes