This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The big thieves hang the little ones.
Author: Czech Proverb

This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and
Author: George Bernard Shaw

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost.
Author: Aristotle

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes