Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
Author: Gerald R. Ford

Things don't fall apart. Things hold. Lines connect in thin ways that last and last and lives become generations made out of pictures and words just kept.
Author: Lucille Clifton

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.
Author: Irving Berlin

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
Author: Henri Bergson

I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
Author: Queen Juliana

Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!
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Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!
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What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!
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What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!
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