It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Author: Sam Levenson

Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three. He cannot control his eye, ear or nose, but he can his mouth, hand and foot.
Author: Leone Levi

Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and best minds.
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley

How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger of their coming true!
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

This book fills a much-needed gap.
Author: Moses Hadas

What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!
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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!
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What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!
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What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!
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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!
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