Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.
Author: Dutch Proverb

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
Author: John Adams

Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Our lives teach us who we are.
Author: Salman Rushdie

It's better to be a company than to work for a company.
Author: Jim Coudal

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!
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Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
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Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
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The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor." "Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?" "Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."
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