This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and
Author: George Bernard Shaw

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost.
Author: Aristotle

Nothing can be created from nothing.
Author: Lucretius

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either.
Author: Golda Meir

Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
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Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes