They say you just stand over there, he'll say thank you and you walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five or six years known that he was gonna call me over.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

They think too little who talk too much.
Author: John Dryden

They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a thing, should be everywhere so much esteemed, that even men for whom it was made, and by whom it has its value, should yet be thought of less value than it is.
Author: Sir Thomas More

Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on; hold fast; hold out. Patience is genius.
Author: Comte de Buffon

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes