Best quotes to send by SMS
Alban Goodier Those who face that which is actually before them, unburdened by the past, undistracted by the future, these are they who live, who make the best use of their lives; these are those who have found the secret of contentment.
Author: Alban Goodier

William Blake Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
Author: William Blake

Cyril Connolly Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
Author: Cyril Connolly

William Shakespeare Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge of thine own cause.
Author: William Shakespeare

Eric Hoffer It is thus with most of us; we are what other people say we are. We know ourselves chiefly by hearsay.
Author: Eric Hoffer

The best jokes to send by SMS
Spelling jokes Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)
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Spelling jokes Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
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Teeth jokes What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
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Teeth jokes Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
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Teeth jokes What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
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