Best quotes to send by SMS
Irving Berlin The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.
Author: Irving Berlin

Henri Bergson Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
Author: Henri Bergson

Queen Juliana I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
Author: Queen Juliana

Havelock Ellis Thinking in its lower grades, is comparable to paper money, and in its higher forms it is a kind of poetry.
Author: Havelock Ellis

Bette Davis This became a credo of mine...attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
Author: Bette Davis

The best jokes to send by SMS
Sport jokes What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!
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Sport jokes What lights up a football stadium? A football match!
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Sport jokes Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!
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Sport jokes How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!
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Sport jokes Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!
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