This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.
Author: William Shakespeare

Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
Author: Peter McWilliams

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage of science is that it is not emotional.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and 'have fun'.
Author: Phillip Lopate

I think the world is run by 'C' students.
Author: Al McGuire

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls. As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, "Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?" "Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!"
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Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before! Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old." Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, sir."
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !
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What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes