Best quotes to send by SMS
Franklin P. Jones One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

George Washington Carver Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
Author: George Washington Carver

Xenophon If you consider what are called the virtues in mankind, you will find their growth is assisted by education and cultivation.
Author: Xenophon

Chinese Proverb If you don't want anyone to know, don't do it.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Henry Bromel They say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.
Author: Henry Bromel

The best jokes to send by SMS
Snake jokes What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.
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Snowman jokes What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !
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Snowman jokes What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
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Snowman jokes What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !
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Snowman jokes What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.
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