Listen, can you hear it? Spring's sweet cantata. The strains of grass pushing through the snow. The song of buds swelling on the vine. The tender timpani of a baby robin's heart. Spring.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

This is the challenge of writing. You have to be very emotionally engaged in what youre doing, or it comes out flat. You cant fake your way through this.
Author: Real Live Preacher

This is the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd numbers.... There is divinity in odd numbers, either in nativity, chance, or death.
Author: William Shakespeare

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
Author: Garry Trudeau

If you wish in this world to advance, your merits you're bound to enhance; You must stir it and stump it, and blow your own trumpet, or trust me, you haven't a chance.
Author: W. S. Gilbert

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes