Best quotes to send by SMS

The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to education than any input of dollars... A whole generation is growing up which has been attracted to the hard disciplines of science and engineering by the romance of spa
Author: Arthur C. Clarke
The only paradise is paradise lost.
Author: Marcel Proust
The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.
Author: Aung San Suu Kyi
It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought. Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next.
Author: Ursula K. LeGuin
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
spoon.
Sit there and don't stir.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small
bucket.
You do look a little pail.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
How many psychologists does
it take
to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when
it's ready.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
How many psychiatrists
does it take
to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the
DSM-IV.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Patient: I'm really depressed.
Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed.
Patient: Nothing is going
well.
Therapist: Nothing well.
Patient: I feel like killing
myself.
T: You're thinking of killing yourself.
P: Yes, I'm going
to do it NOW.
T: You want to do it now.
P: [Jumps out window.]
T: Woosh. Splat.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes