This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Author: George Burns

The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.
Author: Walter Goodman

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.
Author: Austin O'Malley

In the arena of human life the honours and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities.
Author: Aristotle

Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !
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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !
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Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !
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Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !
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Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
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