They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Author: Garrison Keillor

They should rule who are able to rule best.
Author: Aristotle

I cannot live without books.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
Author: Gerald R. Ford

Things don't fall apart. Things hold. Lines connect in thin ways that last and last and lives become generations made out of pictures and words just kept.
Author: Lucille Clifton

What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
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What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.
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