Best quotes to send by SMS
William Blake Those who control their passions do so because their passions are weak enough to be controlled.
Author: William Blake

Kossuth The unspoken word never does harm.
Author: Kossuth

Carl Sagan In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as o
Author: Carl Sagan

William Shakespeare Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
Author: William Shakespeare

R. A. Butler Politics is largely a matter of heart.
Author: R. A. Butler

The best jokes to send by SMS
Spelling jokes Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).
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Spelling jokes How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).
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Spelling jokes How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
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Teeth jokes Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
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Teeth jokes What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.
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