The most astonishing thing about miracles is that they happen.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

There are admirable potentialities in every human being. Believe in your strength and your youth. Learn to repeat endlessly to yourself, 'It all depends on me.'
Author: Andre Gide

They are so damn 'intellectual' and rotten that I can't stand them anymore....I [would] rather sit on the floor in the market of Toluca and sell tortillas, than have anything to do with those 'artistic' bitches of Paris.
Author: Frida Kahlo

They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
Author: William Shakespeare

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Author: Matt Groening

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "It's a very popular place," replied the first alien. "It's full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs."
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes