I don't believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that I have drawn from my career.
Author: Charlie Chaplin

May I never miss a sunset or a rainbow because I am looking down.
Author: Sara June Parker

This is the short and the long of it.
Author: William Shakespeare

Like anyone else, there are days I feel beautiful and days I don't, and when I don't, I do something about it.
Author: Cheryl Tiegs

This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world
Author: William Shakespeare

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."
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Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."
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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !
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Where do footballers dance ? At a football !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !
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