This is the challenge of writing. You have to be very emotionally engaged in what youre doing, or it comes out flat. You cant fake your way through this.
Author: Real Live Preacher

This is the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd numbers.... There is divinity in odd numbers, either in nativity, chance, or death.
Author: William Shakespeare

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
Author: Garry Trudeau

If you wish in this world to advance, your merits you're bound to enhance; You must stir it and stump it, and blow your own trumpet, or trust me, you haven't a chance.
Author: W. S. Gilbert

Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
Author: James M. Barrie

What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !
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How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !
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Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !
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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !
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