Best quotes to send by SMS
Cher If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
Author: Cher

Harlan Ellison The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Author: Harlan Ellison

Rosa Parks I would like to be known as a person who is concerned about freedom and equality and justice and prosperity for all people.
Author: Rosa Parks

Robert Louis Stevenson Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

Thomas Jefferson I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Spelling jokes Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.
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Spelling jokes Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.
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Spelling jokes Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.
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Spelling jokes Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T
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Spelling jokes Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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