Best quotes to send by SMS
John Dryden They think too little who talk too much.
Author: John Dryden

Sir Thomas More They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a thing, should be everywhere so much esteemed, that even men for whom it was made, and by whom it has its value, should yet be thought of less value than it is.
Author: Sir Thomas More

Adrienne E. Gusoff Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

Comte de Buffon Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on; hold fast; hold out. Patience is genius.
Author: Comte de Buffon

Voltaire Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.
Author: Voltaire

The best jokes to send by SMS
Space jokes What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !
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Space jokes What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!
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Sport jokes Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
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Sport jokes Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!
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Sport jokes What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
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