The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.
Author: Hugh Macleod

I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
Author: Michael Sun

I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
Author: Tom Stoppard

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Author: Harry Golden

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?
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Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.
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What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "
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"Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again." "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied. "And just to prove it, I want you to stop by Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store. You'll see - you'll feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever." "Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you?" "Well," suggested the psychiatrist, "if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new microwave."
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