Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
Author: Cullen Hightower

Those who cannot tell what they desire or expect, still sigh and struggle with indefinite thoughts and vast wishes.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Author: Lane Olinghouse

Those who seek consolation in existing churches often pay for their peace of mind with a tacit agreement to ignore a great deal of what is known about the way the world works.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Those whom we support hold us up in life.
Author: Marie Ebner von Eschenbach

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes