If you don't want anyone to know, don't do it.
Author: Chinese Proverb

They say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.
Author: Henry Bromel

They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become much more the better For being a little bad.
Author: William Shakespeare

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Author: Tallulah Bankhead

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
Author: Mother Teresa

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes