The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage of science is that it is not emotional.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and 'have fun'.
Author: Phillip Lopate

I think the world is run by 'C' students.
Author: Al McGuire

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
Author: Cullen Hightower

Those who cannot tell what they desire or expect, still sigh and struggle with indefinite thoughts and vast wishes.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !
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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !
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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !
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What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !
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