If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost.
Author: Aristotle

Nothing can be created from nothing.
Author: Lucretius

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either.
Author: Golda Meir

Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.
Author: Alice Thomas Ellis

Thou art the Mars of malcontents.
Author: William Shakespeare

"Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!" "What's his name?" asked the friend. "Bob."
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Spell "pound" in two letters. Lb.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.
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Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy).
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes