Best quotes to send by SMS
Emily Dickinson They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
Author: Emily Dickinson

Benjamin Franklin They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Louise Erdrich They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness.
Author: Louise Erdrich

Hippocrates Things that are holy are revealed only to men who are holy.
Author: Hippocrates

Martha Beck The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around beliefs about yourself that make you feel special, desirable, precious, innately good. Your lover couldn't have seen [these qualities] in you, even temporarily, if they weren't part of y
Author: Martha Beck

The best jokes to send by SMS
Space jokes What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
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Space jokes How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
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Space jokes An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
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Space jokes Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, "Uh-oh cover your ears he's going to be really mad now"!
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Sport jokes Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!
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