I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
Author: Queen Juliana

Thinking in its lower grades, is comparable to paper money, and in its higher forms it is a kind of poetry.
Author: Havelock Ellis

This became a credo of mine...attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
Author: Bette Davis

This England never did, nor never shall, Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror.
Author: William Shakespeare

I don't believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that I have drawn from my career.
Author: Charlie Chaplin

Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!
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Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!
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A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"
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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
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Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
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