I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Author: Solomon Short

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Author: Aldous Huxley

There's the country of America, which you have to defend, but there's also the idea of America. America is more than just a country, it's an idea. An idea that's supposed to be contagious.
Author: Bono

I am my nearest neighbour.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes