This is my answer to the gap between ideas and action - I will write it out.
Author: Hortense Calisher

This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The big thieves hang the little ones.
Author: Czech Proverb

This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and
Author: George Bernard Shaw

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."
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Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."
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What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !
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What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !
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