This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.
Author: Austin O'Malley

In the arena of human life the honours and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities.
Author: Aristotle

Those who face that which is actually before them, unburdened by the past, undistracted by the future, these are they who live, who make the best use of their lives; these are those who have found the secret of contentment.
Author: Alban Goodier

Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
Author: William Blake

Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "What's so great about it?" Bob said, "Well if you lose it, it will beep until you find it, and if it goes into the water it will float. This ball is impossible to lose!" "Wow!", said Tom, "Where did you get that from?" Bob replied, "I found it."
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Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes