Life is just a bowl of pits.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
Author: Tom Masson

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Author: Oscar Wilde

This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.
Author: William Shakespeare

Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
Author: Peter McWilliams

What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!
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What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!
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Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition." "Batted .007," his wife added.
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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches." "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."
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