Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
Author: Anne Frank

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
Author: Herb Caen

This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men.
Author: Captain J. A. Hadfield

This does not make the authors of those narratives liars; it makes them servants of fallible human memory and perception.
Author: Tom Bissell

This is my answer to the gap between ideas and action - I will write it out.
Author: Hortense Calisher

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!
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What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!
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Where do footballers dance? At a football!
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There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan." The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?" The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
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