There's no business like show business.
Author: Irving Berlin

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Author: Kin Hubbard

There's nothing wrong with staying small. You can do big things with a small team.
Author: Jason Fried

The most astonishing thing about miracles is that they happen.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

There are admirable potentialities in every human being. Believe in your strength and your youth. Learn to repeat endlessly to yourself, 'It all depends on me.'
Author: Andre Gide

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna
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What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !
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Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !
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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !
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"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !
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